SPELZO

In a realm spun from starlight and forgotten time magic lived Spelzo, a wizard with a cosmic beard and a love for adventure. He wasn’t your typical tower-dweller—more into space-brewed drinks and time-bending tunes. One day, while trying to rewind time just enough to relive a legendary music festival, he slipped on a rare banana peel. The magical mishap hurled him out of his realm and into the chaos of the crypto craze.

Landing dazed in the modern world, Spelzo mistook ticker symbols for runes and dove into the crypto scene like it was alchemy. He swapped griffin dust for DOGE, a dragon’s tear for SHIB, and bet it all on PEPE with a philosopher’s half-eaten scone—and struck it rich.

Now a crypto-millionaire, Spelzo ditched serious spellwork for memes, tacos, and good times. He travels the world with a smartphone instead of a crystal ball, proving that real magic is having an epic time.